Rules you should follow; part two.

1.       Remember your pants.

2.       Keep your standards high.

3.       You gotta have fun; when you’re done you gotta be the first to run.

4.       Naps are mandatory

5.       Don’t go to work with a hangover

6.       Don’t get wasted in public.

7.       Don’t reply when you’re mad.

8.       Don’t decide when you’re sad.

9.       Remember not everyone around you is your friend.

10.   Remember it’s only illegal if you get caught.

11.   Even when they’re an ass retain your class.

12.   Don’t waste your tears on someone who doesn’t deserve to see your smile.

13.   Don’t let someone have the satisfaction of knowing you’ll always be there waiting.

14.   Remember miracles take a little time.

15.   Don’t overthink, that’s what kills you.

16.   You probably shouldn’t do crack.

17.   Believe in yourself.

18.   Work outside of your comfort zone.

19.   Don’t procrastinate.

20.   Get over yourself, don’t be so cocky all the time.

21.   Keep learning.

22.   Learn to take criticism.

23.   Use spell check.

24.   Don’t become a prostitute.

25.   Before you assume, learn the facts.

26.   Before you judge, understand why.

27.   Before you speak, think.

28.   Remember there’s a difference between being pretty and being a whore.

29.   Life has flaws, GET OVER IT.

30.   Don’t throw a fire cracker at someone.

31.   Don’t poop in public, it’s rude.

32.   Don’t be annoying on your phone.

33.   Don’t take advice from Peter Griffan

34.   Don’t do pills.

35.   Build a snowman

36.   Don’t make yourself look like a craynola box.

37.   Wear clean underwear.

38.   Don’t look back when the past taps you on the shoulder.

39.   Show emotion.

40.   Don’t dress like a slut on the daily.

41.   Don’t let anyone else live your life for you.

42.   Don’t forget to bring your toothbrush.

43.   Do not get your sex tips from cosmo.

44.   Embrace your flaws.

45.   Don’t compare your life to others.

46.   Never turn down a toke.

47.   Heroin is bad, don’t do it.

48.   Be heartless, you won’t get hurt as much.

49.   Don’t be a stripper even if the money is good. Have self-respect for your body.

50.   Don’t sneeze on someone, it’s rude also really nasty.