Thursday, March 20, 2014

Rules you should follow; part one.

1. Don't date a crack dealer.
2. Don't date an ex; an ex is an ex for a reason.
3. Always have clean socks.
4. Don't let your past define you.
5. Go sky-diving.
6. Date a guy going to hell; only hot people go there.
7. Make sure you wax; wax is good.
8. Don't forget to breathe.
9. Don't be sending naked pictures of yourself to someone else's man.
10. Never forget your cell phone; that's how naked pictures get sent out.
11. Don't spit on people; people have dirty mouths.
12. Don't crash the car, especially when its not yours.
13. Don't be a slut on your parents or grandparents couch.
14. Don't be a horny teen-ager your whole life.
15. Don't date your best friend.
16. When life gives you lemons squeeze them in peoples eyes.
17. Making mistakes is part of growing up.
18. Never make a promise if you can't stick with it.
19. Remember people change but so don't you.
20. If we forgive others, we free our minds to dwell on better and brighter things.
21. Remember what you see in the mirror, and what you are can be two different images.
22. Never doubt logical things.
23. To find ourselves, we must first lose ourselves.
24. Don't quit.
25. Bitch sessions are mandatory.
26. Get checked; no one wants a disese.
27. Be thankful you're still breathing, because someone out there just took their last breathe.
28. The worst mistake you can make is walking away from the person who actually stood there and waited for you.
29. Remember sometimes the person you want the most is also the person you're best without.
30. Hakuna matata.
31. Don't get arrested.
32. Don't play with fire and hair spray.
33. Don't trust anyone.
34. Accept that life sucks.
35.  Use condoms.
36. Fight the good fight.
37. Don't be scared to speak your mind.
38. Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, never fear.
39. Be classy never trashy.
40. Don't eat yellow snow; its not flavored.

1 comment:

  1. 1, 4, 7, 8, 9, 18, 19, 20, 26, 30, 34, 39. <3333 Love ittt.

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