Rules you should follow; part two.

1.       Remember your pants.

2.       Keep your standards high.

3.       You gotta have fun; when you’re done you gotta be the first to run.

4.       Naps are mandatory

5.       Don’t go to work with a hangover

6.       Don’t get wasted in public.

7.       Don’t reply when you’re mad.

8.       Don’t decide when you’re sad.

9.       Remember not everyone around you is your friend.

10.   Remember it’s only illegal if you get caught.

11.   Even when they’re an ass retain your class.

12.   Don’t waste your tears on someone who doesn’t deserve to see your smile.

13.   Don’t let someone have the satisfaction of knowing you’ll always be there waiting.

14.   Remember miracles take a little time.

15.   Don’t overthink, that’s what kills you.

16.   You probably shouldn’t do crack.

17.   Believe in yourself.

18.   Work outside of your comfort zone.

19.   Don’t procrastinate.

20.   Get over yourself, don’t be so cocky all the time.

21.   Keep learning.

22.   Learn to take criticism.

23.   Use spell check.

24.   Don’t become a prostitute.

25.   Before you assume, learn the facts.

26.   Before you judge, understand why.

27.   Before you speak, think.

28.   Remember there’s a difference between being pretty and being a whore.

29.   Life has flaws, GET OVER IT.

30.   Don’t throw a fire cracker at someone.

31.   Don’t poop in public, it’s rude.

32.   Don’t be annoying on your phone.

33.   Don’t take advice from Peter Griffan

34.   Don’t do pills.

35.   Build a snowman

36.   Don’t make yourself look like a craynola box.

37.   Wear clean underwear.

38.   Don’t look back when the past taps you on the shoulder.

39.   Show emotion.

40.   Don’t dress like a slut on the daily.

41.   Don’t let anyone else live your life for you.

42.   Don’t forget to bring your toothbrush.

43.   Do not get your sex tips from cosmo.

44.   Embrace your flaws.

45.   Don’t compare your life to others.

46.   Never turn down a toke.

47.   Heroin is bad, don’t do it.

48.   Be heartless, you won’t get hurt as much.

49.   Don’t be a stripper even if the money is good. Have self-respect for your body.

50.   Don’t sneeze on someone, it’s rude also really nasty. 

Rules you should follow; part one.

1. Don't date a crack dealer.
2. Don't date an ex; an ex is an ex for a reason.
3. Always have clean socks.
4. Don't let your past define you.
5. Go sky-diving.
6. Date a guy going to hell; only hot people go there.
7. Make sure you wax; wax is good.
8. Don't forget to breathe.
9. Don't be sending naked pictures of yourself to someone else's man.
10. Never forget your cell phone; that's how naked pictures get sent out.
11. Don't spit on people; people have dirty mouths.
12. Don't crash the car, especially when its not yours.
13. Don't be a slut on your parents or grandparents couch.
14. Don't be a horny teen-ager your whole life.
15. Don't date your best friend.
16. When life gives you lemons squeeze them in peoples eyes.
17. Making mistakes is part of growing up.
18. Never make a promise if you can't stick with it.
19. Remember people change but so don't you.
20. If we forgive others, we free our minds to dwell on better and brighter things.
21. Remember what you see in the mirror, and what you are can be two different images.
22. Never doubt logical things.
23. To find ourselves, we must first lose ourselves.
24. Don't quit.
25. Bitch sessions are mandatory.
26. Get checked; no one wants a disese.
27. Be thankful you're still breathing, because someone out there just took their last breathe.
28. The worst mistake you can make is walking away from the person who actually stood there and waited for you.
29. Remember sometimes the person you want the most is also the person you're best without.
30. Hakuna matata.
31. Don't get arrested.
32. Don't play with fire and hair spray.
33. Don't trust anyone.
34. Accept that life sucks.
35.  Use condoms.
36. Fight the good fight.
37. Don't be scared to speak your mind.
38. Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, never fear.
39. Be classy never trashy.
40. Don't eat yellow snow; its not flavored.

Meet my twin .

This is Tori, my twin and my best friend. She's literally the only girl I can hang out with and never get bored. From our starbucks dates, going to sweet frog and getting horrible flavors, going to five guys and getting hit on by the very attractive employees, taking selfies at the hockey game, getting road rage together, just saying something that's so blunt you laugh so much your ribs hurt, to getting in a little accident. We stand by eachother and hold our hands. She's absolutely perfect, she's everything you would want in a best friend; she never makes things quiet, she'll be there in a heartbeat if you need her, she refuses to lie, she is just a fun loving person that will bring out the best in you.